Today I bought a Kit-Kat bar, and have yet to try it.



     After filling up my car with gas at an outrageously high price and exposing my sensitive nostrils to the noxious fumes that permeated the air surrounding the station, I gracefully walked up to the cash register manned by a teenager not much younger than myself, ready to pay my share, when I noticed the red reflective wrapper of a Kit-Kat bar glistening under the white fluorescent lights of the corner store, which happened to coincidentally be on sale: two dollars instead of the usual three dollars and twenty-nine cents, a price that would make my great-grandmother roll over in her grave; back in her day she spent as little as five cents for an entire Sunday!
It looked like this but less photogenic.